Conspire v. plan a crime together in secret; act together as if by design.- conspiracy n. conspiring; plan made by conspiring. – conspirator n. – conspiratorial adj.

Who is controlling the skies? Is it something we all think about, or do we just take it for granted that we are in control? What would happen, if suddenly the human race discovered that, in fact, we were powerless in this dominion?

Wide spread panic ensues in an otherwise organised, calm world. Order would disintegrate into anarchy and fear would overcome logic. This is my basic hypothesis of what would happen in the event that the existence of UFO’s was discovered, or at least it is my theory on one of the government’s hypothesis.

Thus far, I have to agree. The majorities reaction to UFO & extraterrestrial existence would quite possibly be fear, and lets face it, fear overrides rationalism, which is the key ingredient to understanding the UFO phenomenon. Already we have grounds for the need for conspiracies and cover-ups.

Governments conspire (possibly in association with other powers/governments) to ‘protect’ the human race from their own anxieties and fear. But what of other reasons for conspiracies?

The obvious conspiracy theory, the old favourite technologies race. The ‘ my gun’s bigger than your gun, my jet’s more powerful than yours’ scenario. Well, what if UFO technology is being integrated and used in this silent battle of techno-war? The evident example of this is the Stealth bomber, which is rumoured to have been derived from UFO technology.

Hands up the first country to have had a UFO crash in their back garden? America? United Kingdom, Mexico..? No country would be willing to own up to having such a prize in their possession, especially considering it’s worth in the ever-increasing stakes in the techno-war.

So now we have a couple of good reasons, what about a nice beefy UFO conspiracy?

(An excerpt from a letter written by J. Edgar Hoover in response to an enquiry of the subject of the FBI’s involvement with UFO’s.)

Well, EXCUUUUSE me for being just a little bit ‘picky’, but was it not the FBI themselves that had a helping hand in the cover up of the Roswell UFO crash incident?!

This is widely thought to be the blueprint for UFO conspiracies. Indeed, the FBI played their part in this event after Major Edwin M. Kirton of Army Air Force Intelligence at Fort Worth requested their services, albeit misguided as the Bureau only had part facts in their possession. ‘Services rendered’ consisted of suppressing press releases and transmissions in the name of national security…..For a weather balloon?

Lydia Sleppy worked in KSWS radio station in Roswell as a Teletype operator at the time of the crash. After receiving a telephone call from Johnny McBoyle, a reporter, she recorded his account of a UFO crash on the Foster ranch on a Teletype machine. At this point, an interruption signal came on the machine. It was from the FBI office at Dallas: ‘This is the FBI, you will cease transmitting.’

Yet Major Kirton underestimated the intelligence of the feds, and so began an investigation of their own. After receiving a Teletype from Kirton’s camp regarding the nature of the retrieved object, the recommendation by Agent E.G Fitch in another document was to discontinue investigations. However, Hoover disagreed. They knew that what was retrieved was a little more than floating foil.

A former FBI agent that was involved in the Roswell case was tracked down years later, but gave an interesting, unprompted comment: ‘ I have had no unexplained fires in my garage, and I have had no men in dark suits at my doorstep. I’m enjoying my retirement, and I want to keep it that way…’ One scared bunny.

Anyhoo, I think that we’ve all heard enough of Roswell….for the moment.

OK, so how many government agencies do we have to play with, here? CIA, FBI, NSA, FEMUR, MOD, USAF and the few black agencies that we don’t know about. And how many of these agencies deny the existence of proof of ET’s crashed UFO’s, UFO intelligence and the colonel’s secret recipe?

I think that the answer to that would be, um, all of them.

The American Freedom of Information Act. Now there’s a bit of a p***er for the American government. An estimated 30,000 once surpressed documents are now in the ‘peoples’ sticky mits, however, one feels that the juicy bits are still under lock and key.

The British government are not so eager to share their secrets of the last century, and wont even contemplate the possibility of a freedom of information act over here. I wonder why?

Still, there are some existing documents that were petitioned in court by CAUS (Citizens Against UFO Secrecy) that were in the possession of the NSA.

The NSA were having none of this, so they swore an affidavit to the judge who, incidentally wasn’t even authorised to view the reports and files that he was declaring on. So, CAUS requisitioned sight of this affidavit. Three weeks later it finally arrived in their possession with 412 out of 582 lines blacked out, and 11 pages missing. You could just about understand this if it was an NSA classified document, but an affidavit…?!!

So what about the ‘channels’ of propaganda that the agencies and governments use to their advantage?

Well, you’ve got a few. We have, of course, the media in all it’s glory, the hoaxers and cranks that are frequently exploited and reported on instead of using the more, shall we say, credible views of individuals who actually know what they are saying. Cults, sceptics and freaks.

Independence Day is a marvellous piece of American propaganda at it’s best. Hell, it worked for both sides in the second world war, why not now?!

Nasty, horrible space ships ascend from the skies, and hover in the back yard of America (oh, and the rest of the world) and start destroying whole cities, towns and the White House, thus posing a threat to human kind, blah, blah. Meanwhile, there’s hand to hand combat with one of the little buggers, the first lady carks it, and the end of the world is imminent. What’s going to happen? But no, fear not, here comes the good ol’ US of A with the president right up there in the lead. Phew, thank god for that, I mean, us dumb old Limey’s might have perished along with the rest of the world if it wasn’t for Uncle Sam.

Now, don’t get me wrong here, I have nothing against America….just their propaganda.

So, are we to take it that in the event of a hostile invasion, that America will step in and flex their muscles, and all will be well?

And then we have Armageddon, much the same as ID, in the fact that, yet again, America saves the world in a gung ho fashion. Does anyone know where the United Nations was in all that? Are we given to believe that they were left cowering in a heap, reading up on their contingency manuals, meanwhile, the USA send up a handful of American thoroughbreds to blow up some rock? "Do you notice a pattern emerging here, Scully?" Yup.

But then again, it’s fodder that’s being lapped up by the general public. Very clever outlet, this media business.

Well, boys and girls, sorry to cut this short, but you know how it is…can’t stay in one place too long. Don’t worry, I’ll be writing again with the next instalment of paranoia. That is of course, providing that V***GER32 lets me, or I don’t go ‘missing’.

Believe nothing they tell you, analyse everything you read….

The White Rabbit